What is going ON!!!

Ok, So I do a lot of driving for my job.
I have come to terms with people not paying attention because they are
Talking on the phone
Texting
Reading the paper
Even working on there laptop (I couldn't believe it either if I didn't see it)
Never a cop when you need one.

But, I have noticed a new trend
It appears that BMW's, Mercedes' and Jaguar's do NOT have turn singles.
In the past 2 weeks I have counted (once I noticed the trend) 15 times these car owners not using their turn signals.  All this in heavy traffic usually cutting someone off.
Since these are imported cars maybe they don't have turn signals.

So the other day I stopped of briefly at a local BMW dealer.
While looking at a car and sitting in it I asked the salesperson "what is this little stick for?"
His reply "Oh that's the turn signal"
I ask "Is that standard or an upgraded option for the car?"
He says "No that's standard on all cars"
I thanked him and went on my errands.

So, In actuality a seemingly large group of  BMW's, Mercedes' and Jaguar's owners
are simply...Self-centered, Rude, oblivious to those around them, A,B and C -holes.
I could go on but I'm sure some owners of these cars are actually decent people.

As for the jerks.. I think their sense of self is simple lacking BACON.
BACON, it makes you feel good, It anchors you to the real world.
It calms your soul, and can help you focus on whats really important.
And if you eat bacon while driving it will calm road rage.
I mean really how angry can you be if you eating Bacon.
I do not recommend cooking bacon while driving. Make it at home and take it with you.

I bet you thought I couldn't work bacon into this rant, Did you?